Four Problems That Could Sink America

-Four Problems That Could Sink America-

"There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious." (Bono)

I love America but although love is blind, you'd have to be blind to not see that we have some problems here in our great nation. I believe we are in the midst of currently coming back, but it won't be easy and it won't be as quick as some would like either. I won't go over all of the problems that we're currently undergoing but the other day, I was surfing around the internet and came across a fantastic little article from U.S. News and World Report, written by Rick Newman. Here is a link to the original article, which is quite a good read, discussing, as the title might suggest, four problems that could undermine our attempts to recover from this economic downturn. The Americans spirit always triumphs, innovation always overcomes, our perserverance always manages to see us through, but there are definitely some problems that we should work on as a country and as individuals. I'll admit I'm as guilty as anybody else when it comes to some of these following issues, which I'll definitely be working on. America is, in my opinion, the best country in the world and I want it to stay that way. But in order to do so, we'll have to address some problems here as outlined below -

1) We Don't Like To Work. "Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." (Sam Ewing)
This one is pretty self-explanatory. Personally, I know for a fact that I don't enjoy working. I do, however, enjoy the money that work brings. Unfortunately, they do go hand in hand. I'm sure there have been more than one occasion where work has asked me to stay later and I've told them no, only to complain later when money is tight. There is a great quote in the article from a young entrepreneur who says "If you want to work eight hours a day, you're going to get eight-hour-a-day results. There's nothing wrong with that, but I don't want to hear you complain about money if you're only willing to work eight hours a day." This is a great thing to keep in mind as we go to our jobs. Our parents typically have great work ethics which they've tried to instill in us and so far, I'll be honest, it hasn't taken as well as they probably would've liked. But, living on your own and paying your own bills definitely forces you to change. Now I look at working an extra hour or two at work as "these extra hours can help pay for my groceries for the week or that's half of my cell phone bill that I can put towards something else". If you want to be successful, you have to be willing to work hard.

2) Nobody Wants To Sacrifice "Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness." (Napoleon Hill)
In these modern times, most people don't feel the need to sacrifice as they feel a sense of entitlement. After I graduated from college, I went out to the work force practically expecting a job to be handed to me and was practically shocked when people weren't lining up around the block to hire me. I mean, after all, I had a college degree. Apparently, so does everybody else. Getting a job requires a lot of sacrifice and if you have a job right now, feel very honored. I complain about my job at times, but I should feel very blessed that I have one when unemployment is approaching 11%. That means 1 in 10 people are unemployed. Even with that staggering statistic, people still don't sacrifice. The government is seemingly able to swoop in to rescue the middle-class without a problem, right? Wrong. That stimulus package earlier this year was hundreds of millions of dollars. The government doesn't have a vault underneath the White House where they have endless piles of money. That money has to come from somewhere. The solution of most people nowadays is "Why don't we just tax the rich? They can afford it, can't they?", which I'm sure sounds completely fair when you think about it at first. Forcing 2% of the population to pay for all of the changes in our country isn't fair. Some sacrifices definitely need to be made, by all Americans.

3) We're Uninformed. "Half Of The American People have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." (Gore Vidal)
This is definitely a huge problem when it comes to the issues here. When it comes to voting on issues, we often have little or no grasp on those issues. More people vote on American Idol than they do on for the presidency of the United States, which is a sad commentary on our nation. When it comes to big issues like climate control, health care, the stimulus bill or even a number of smaller issues, Americans seem to have little or no idea. I realize that the average American is very busy, so between jobs, families and friends, there may not be much time to educate yourselves but they really ought to make time. Basic information that every American should know is shockingly uninformed on many issues. If you're one of the Americans who takes time to get involved and knowledgeable about the issues, then that is fantastic and you should be very proud. If you're not (like myself, who definitely needs to know more), then take some time to educate yourself about these issues which could end up defining not just your generation, but also your children and even your grand-children. These decisions affect more than just you and you have a voice. Get informed and use it.

4) iCulture "America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. " (Lawrence J. Peter)
For me, the i represents instant. We know what we want and we want it now, with none of that hard work in between. Things like the McDonald's Monopoly Game (which I confess I played and probably will again), the lottery, books like the One Minute Millionaire and other such distractions may temporarily convince us that we can become rich practically overnight. This idea is reinforced by the media and by ourselves as our priorities are wildly out of proportion. Movie stars, sports players and other similar, frivolous pursuits are rewarded with astronomical sums of money while crucial jobs like teachers are almost criminally underpaid. Not to say that actors or sports players aren't working, because I know I certainly couldn't do what they do. They have worked hard to get where they are and they deserve to get paid, but hundreds of millions of dollars to play a game, to me, is absurd. In fact, in the NFL or NBA, you can get paid millions of dollars if you get picked by a team, without ever playing a second. Basically, it's money for nothing. That's the dream of million of Americans, to be rewarded for little or no work. I know I dream of a day when that will magically occur, but the odds are it won't. I'm never going to win the lottery, especially when I don't play it. Success is not the result of luck, chance or anything of the sort. It's the result preparation and perseverance, failure and learning from it, discipline and determination, and the willingness to do what it takes - however long it may take.

I thought this this was a great article that really got me thinking and I wanted to share. The problem listed above are just some of the problems facing us, but definitely ones that need to be dealt with, hopefully sooner rather than later. These are tough times - financially, spiritually, emotionally and in all general areas - for us as a nation. It's going to require quite a lot for us to rebound, but I'm confident that we will and stronger than ever. But these four problems are big problems and ones that won't be solved overnight. I know I'll be working on these and if these are issues you recognize you struggle with, then I hope you do too. Any thoughts, ideas, suggestions or anything else you have in response to this, just let me know by commenting or messaging me.

"There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure." (Dwight D. Eisenhower)

Stay classy, America.

Throw Off Your Cloak Of Invisibility

-Throw Off Your Cloak Of Invisibility-

Recently, I watched the film 17 Again. It's not a film I probably would've normally chosen to watch, but I had a friend recommend the movie very, very highly. Mainly on the fact that there was a character in there that I was told reminded her of myself. So, after many weeks of deliberation, postponing and every attempt to avoid the film, I decide to sit down and watch the movie. If you're not familiar with the film, it's similar to the premise of the 1988 Tom Hanks film Big, in which a character is transformed age-wise but this time it's reversed so that Matthew Perry is transformed back into his younger self, played by Zac Efron. So, a twist on the premise which led to what was surprisingly a pretty good movie. The biggest discovery of the movie would not come from either of the leads of the film though, but from a supporting actor who plays the character of Ned. I'll take a moment to let you know that there are SPOILERS AHEAD, so if you haven't watched the movie, then beware. However, if you don't care about the movie or have already taken time to watch the movie, then feel free to read ahead or skip the following few paragraphs.

The character of Ned is played by Thomas Lennon (Reno 911), who is in the movie as the best friend of Matthew Perry's character, who helps him out with such sage advice as with this following classic exchange between Ned and Mike after discovering the transformation -

Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?
Mike: I have know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
Ned: Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know.

This is the type of discussion I can imagine having or hope to have if one of my friends ever had a similar dilemma. The character of Ned is a huge, for lack of a better word, nerd or probably more accurately a geek. A geek is a person with a devotion to something in a way that places him or her outside the mainstream. From now on, I'll use the term geek throughout the rest of the post, as geek mainly denotes somebody who is an enthusiast of things outside the mainstream spectrum whereas nerd is, in my opinion, more of a derogatory reference. In my case, it's superheroes for the most part, though I'll admit to being interested in other things such as Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings as well.

Throughout the film, Ned pursues the character of Jane Masterson, masterfully played by Melora Hardin (The Office), who is the principal at the high school where Mike is attending. Most of the film involves Ned's attempts to woo Jane, though she she continually rebuffs his advances as she refuses to date the parents of students. However, it's revealed in a dinner scene as Lord of the Rings comes up unexpectedly and just as unexpectedly, she is discovered to not only speak the Elvish language but is a huge geek as well. She still struggles to overcome her reservations until a pivotal (and perhaps the best scene of the movie) where he arrives at a basketball game wearing a cloak, which he declares to be the cloak of invisibility. When she says that she can't be seen with him, he coolly responds "How can you be seen with me when I'm wearing the cloak of invisibility?" Touche. (SPOILERS OVER)

On that note, There comes a time when you have to throw off the cloak of invisibility and be proud of who you are. The fact is that I'm a geek. I realize that this probably comes as a surprise to well, just about nobody. Not to say that when you're an enthusiast about graphic novels or comic books or Harry Potter that the description encompasses all that you are. It's a big part of you though - something you should be proud of. It certainly doesn't mean that you're weird, embarrassing, socially inept or anything of the sort. It means you're not afraid to pursue things that may not be potentially popular and things that are outside of the mainstream. You're not afraid to march to the beat of a different drummer or take the road less traveled. Stand up!

In that manner, I'll admit that I'm single and I may have to start thinking outside the box as I search for a girlfriend. Not to say that if you're a geek, then you only need search inside geek culture. I have several friends who are also geeks but have married girls who are not in the least into the culture, but embrace (or tolerate) it out of love. But, I have to say, looking for a girl into areas where you are interested in certainly can't hurt. In fact, it can only help. On that note, there are numerous comic book conventions, websites and blogs devoted to just such an ideal - bringing people together who are into the exact same things. Whether those things are comic books, Battlestar Galactica, Harry Potter, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, video games, or anything else of the sort, what really matters is finding a good foundation to build your relationship upon. There is the conventional way of finding women and perhaps, the convention way.

Then, of course, if you find another geek to marry, then you have the option of a themed wedding. (I mean, you've got Lord of the Rings - "the Fellowship of the Ring." See how well that would work as a wedding theme? The ring? Clever - I know). But, that's a blog for another day. Right now, I'm off to look up the upcoming convention schedule.

Stay Classy.

P.S. - If you're interested in the upcoming conventions of various geek types, then my suggestion would be to visit this site - Convention Scene, which goes over the upcoming events. I had a friend send me this link today to Soul Geek, which declares itself to be the cyber-home for geek dating. Then there is finally this inspirational story from CNN which discusses geeks finding love at comic book conventions and includes this quote from the founder of SoulGeek, who says "You can't settle. You can't be with somebody who's going to hope that someday you're going to grow out of this." Truer words were never spoken. As X-Files declared years ago, the truth is out there. But, maybe, just maybe, love is out there too. You just have to look for love in the right places. Put on your favorite geek shirt proudly and walk out there to find it. Love is out there.

Spectacular Spider-Man

Spectacular Spider-Man

The fall television season is in full swing once again with a number of great shows such as House, The Office and even Smallville is back for an amazing 9th season. You have returning shows like Heroes (whose latest arc is appropriately titled "redemption"), Dollhouse or the show Fringe, which is rapidly becoming one of my favorite shows on television. You even have new shows like FlashForward (which is being hailed as the new 'Lost' by some') and the guilty pleasure Glee making its way to the small screen. Of course, in a few months, you have even more shows to look forward to like Chuck, 24 and of course, can't-miss-television with the final season of Lost. But, there is one glaring omission from the fall television schedule that has me seeing red. I am talking about nothing other than the one, the only, the Spectacular Spider-Man.

The Spectacular Spider-Man

There have been numerous attempts to bring an animated Spider-Man to the small screen, both live-action and animated, though most have wisely gone the animated route as the live-action version was an embarrassment, starring Nicholas Hammond. Then, you have numerous animated adaptations that have spanned from the 60's until our current series. You have the original Spider-Man series from 1967, which is probably most notable for its theme song. (You know the one - "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can..."). You have the show Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, which was certainly less than amazing. Of course there was the titular 1994 adaptation, which is probably the most well-known and the longest lasting (65 episodes), but none of them quite are in the same league as this latest animated offering. The Spectacular Spider-Man is not simply the best Spider-Man animated version, but perhaps one of the best versions of Spider-Man on any medium. (Perhaps, in fact, the best animated superhero cartoon of all time - maybe even besting the acclaimed Batman the Animated Series, but that's a debate for another day)

Already it may have surpassed the original 1994 adaptation, since towards the end of its run, it veered off into such failed storylines such as Hydro Mary Jane or the introduction of Madame Web, who is to this day one of my least favorite comic book characters ever. In fact, she may even replace Jack Hanna as the celebrity I'd like to punch most in the face. Overall, it had a strong run, but the initial 26 episode run of Spectacular Spider-Man has been nothing short of amazing.

From the very first episode, you can tell it's gonna be great as they manage to introduce characters such as Doctor Connors, Flint Marko, Alex O'Hirn, Hammerhead, The Enforcers, Eddie Brock, Adrian Toomes, Doctor Octopus and Norman Osborn in the very first episode. In fact, you get to meet most of those characters before they become villains so that you get to see them transform into the villains that threaten Spider-Man and New York City. It continues with the fun nature that is the hallmark of Spider-Man, perfectly capturing the witty banter that has been so missing in the live-action version. Wisely avoiding the origin story which is already too well-known, it instead dives head first into the familiar Spider-Man mythos in an exiting and fresh manner. Perhaps most importantly, you get to see Gwen Stacy (a character that all too many people are not familiar with, but is an important character in Spider-Man's history and has never been seen before in an adaptation and no, Spider-Man 3 doesn't count). You get to see Spider-Man at his most relatable, dealing with the pressures and headaches you can expect from a 16 year old superhero. With a great supporting cast, plot, pacing, writing, animation - the creators of Spectacular Spider-Man excel in every category and exceed any expectations I had.

Words can't really do it justice, but trust me when I say this is one of the best shows I've ever seen. You can catch both seasons now out on DVD and you should as the producers really seem to understand the character so well. If you're fortunate enough to have cable, try to watch it on Disney XD as well. For reasons that are incomprehensible to me, there has yet to be a season 3 announced, although the recent merger of Disney and Marvel should hopefully only increase its chances. They seem to be waiting to see the ratings from Season 2 and DVD sales as this economy has made people more hesitant than ever to stick with a show. So watch it, support it, tell your friends, write about its complete and epic awesomeness, shout it from the rooftops, but whatever you do...

Don't miss this show.

The end of the very first show sums it up best as Peter Parker/Spider-Man declares "Tell me there's something better. Go ahead. Try." It's quite a challenge thrown out there but I'm confident that if you take that challenge and watch this show, you won't be able to find anything better.

Go ahead. Try.

Proud Of Pluto (And Illinois)

-Proud Of Pluto (And Illinois)-

There are moments where I'm proud to live in Illinois and then there are moments that make me really proud to live here.

This is one of those moments where I'm really proud.

But, first, a little history.

Back in 2006, our world was forever changed and not for the better. Growing up, throughout elementary school, we memorized mnemonics that helped us to remember the names of our nine planets. For example, a popular one was "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas". (Hopefully with breadsticks!!) But, in something that could only was an absolute travesty and a sham and a mockery (indeed a traveshamockery). Yes, you'd have to make up words to describe how terrible this event really was. You'd have to make up words just to describe how scandalous this really was. I think we all know where this is heading.

In 2006, the IAU (International Astronomical Union) voted to remove Pluto from the list of planets, effectively demoting it to the status of dwarf planet.

Never mind that only 424 of its over 10,000 members voted to impose a foolish and indeed binding resolution that was held on the very last day of a two week convention with no absentee voting allowed. With something this big and this important, why do it that way? The whole thing was an injury to science and one that can only be healed through restoring Pluto to planetary status. Personally, I believe that not only is the decision controversial, but so vague and nonsensical as to be rendered meaningless.

Which is where Illinois comes in. In a big nod to the underdog, the Illinois State Senate adopted a resolution to restore Pluto to full planetary status, which you can read here. This also makes March 13 Pluto Day, in honor of the day its discovery was announced. This makes me almost as proud as the fact that most of the classic 80's movies from the one and only John Hughes (Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pretty In Pink etc.) were filmed here in the state. Not quite as proud, but still one of my prouder moments as an Illinois resident.

So, kudos to Illinois for not allowing them to change the mnemonic to something along the lines of "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing", which describes exactly what the IAU gave us. Congratulations to them for supporting Pluto, who although small, will always be a planet to me. Have all of the members of the IAU been too busy demoting planets to read classic books such as Charlotte's Web, which shows that the runt of the litter can often be the best. Or perhaps they haven't taken the time to watch Lord of the Rings (or read them) in which Tolkien shows that the smallest can often be the biggest among us. If they haven't, then they are more out of touch than this decision shows.

Numerous scientists are working to overturn this decision but this is a big step forward and hopefully more people will realize that Pluto is still a planet that deserves to be recognized as one yet again. Thank goodness for places like Illinois who can stand up for what's right and good once again. Pluto is a planet again - at least in Illinois - and in the hearts of amazing people everywhere. Pluto will be a planet once more.

I Got A Laptop

-I Got A Laptop-

Anybody who knows me knows that I've been frustrated with my desktop computer for some time now. Don't get me wrong - it's a great computer and it has served me very well. Lately, however, it's showing its age. ("It's true - she's aging more noticeably every day.") It's gotten to the point where it's only slightly more effective than two tin cans connected by a string and I only rank my computer above that because you can't watch The Colbert Report on the two can system. Personally though, I felt it was just a fantasy that I would be able to. However, Wal-Mart ("Save Money, Live Better".) certain lived up to its tagline this weekend as it had an exclusive laptop sale where they were selling a laptop for $298. For me, that is a great deal and right in my price range for a laptop.

My dad - a wonderful, benevolent father indeed - sent me an e-mail regarding this sale on Friday and I immediately called my Wal-Mart to verify that they were indeed regarding the sale. The knowledgeable guy in Electronics informed that they were and because they were a 24 hour Wal-Mart here, the sale would begin at midnight. Already, I had the weekend off and now it looks like it was going to shape up to be a pretty eventful weekend indeed. Due to the nature of the sale, he advised me to be there early. Possibly up to an hour early and on the advice of my awesome brother, I did him one better and went two hours early, just to ensure that I wouldn't miss it.

When I arrived though, I learned that the knowledgeable guy I spoke to in Electronics wasn't so knowledgeable after all. Wal-Mart was only selling the laptops at 8 the next morning, which was mentioned pretty clearly in their ad and so, I went home, momentarily defeated. But, I was determined to come home with a laptop this weekend and so I decided I would go back tomorrow morning. But, the idea of me getting there at 6 the next morning wasn't likely. Not a morning person, but I would get there an hour early to discover quite a line had already formed. Some people I talked to had been there since 4:30 in the morning. Now, that's dedication.

I settled back in the line, which stretched all the way back to the HD-TV's in between an elderly couple who were pretty excited about a laptop and who hadn't apparently been in line for a new technological gadget since the Wii came out. They certainly loved their Wii and told me quite a bit about it. Wii Fit was their favorite. How awesome is that? On the other side of me was a family of five who were bitterly disappointed to learn that the laptops had a one-per-family limit. They'd brought their whole family with them, apparently eager to have a laptop for everybody. In their need for a laptop, they went ahead to start calling people to see whether they could recruit them over to purchase a laptop for them and mysteriously they were all called Tammy. (Biker Tammy, Tammy By Riverside, Farmer Tammy, Barbie Tammy etc). However, an hour and many Demi Lovato interviews later, the line started to move.

Cruelly and ironically enough, the Carly Simon classic "Anticipation" blared over the loudspeakers as we waited. The line seemed to move at a glacial pace, taking forever it seemed to get my laptop but once it got going, the glacier thawed out and really moved fast. Eventually, after about a half hour in line, I was able to receive my laptop. Walking out the door with a laptop and a celebratory box of Hot Tamales, I was now the proud owner of a Compaq Presario laptop.

Gone were the days of having to make an Itunes night to add music to my computer, since it locked up my whole computer and hours to add a few cds. Gone were the days of not been able to run more than one or two programs at once. Gone were the days of picking up a book to read a chapter or two to wait for a program or a page to load. Gone were the days of popping in a movie to wait for the computer to restart. (That's a bit of an exaggeration - the last one - but only barely). But now, my computer runs smoothly no matter what and it is Hakuna Matata all the way.

Now, I got a laptop, I got a laptop, I got a laptop - hey, hey, hey!

Ten Against Torture Tuesday

-Ten Against Torture Tuesday-

I'll admit that I love alliteration. I can't help myself. This will not be a regular feature by any means, but it's Tuesday and so I had to use the name. I love alliteration, but on the other hand, there are certainly things that I hate.

One of those things that I hate is torture.

I hate torture in all its forms, wherever and however it is practiced. Specifically, this post is to address the fact that torture has been approved and in fact, committed by the United States Of America. I certainly don't understand that and reading some of the stories from people who were prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, Abu Ghraib and other such facilities makes me very sad. It makes me sick, but perhaps more than anything it makes me upset, because we're America and we're supposed to be better than that. We are better than that.

Torture is defined by the United Nations Convention Against Torture as:

"...any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him, or a third person, information or a confession, punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, or intimidating or coercing him or a third person, or for any reason based on discrimination of any kind, when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity."

The Geneva Convention, which the United States has ratified, explicitly condemns torture in no uncertain terms. In fact, it doesn't permit "violence", "cruel treatment", "humiliating and degrading treatment" against a detainee "at any time and in any place whatsoever." In fact, the War Crimes Act of 1996 made any "serious breach of the Geneva Convention" a felony and punishable under U.S. law with serious consequences. There are supposed to be serious consequences anyway, but so far, there have been little to none.

Only those who are either criminally naive or seriously interested in deluding themselves would pretend that the United States didn't torture people in Iraq and throughout the world. There have been enough witness, enough testimonies, enough pictures, enough documentation and hopefully just enough so that this never occurs again.

President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and others have admitted that torture was used, although it is claimed that “The techniques…were necessary and are necessary to be used on a rare occasion to get information to protect the American people,”as Bush said during an interview with Fox News on January 11 of this year. Techniques such as water-boarding and others were defended here, using this and the ever-popular "ticking time bomb" scenario.

As far as I'm aware of, the "ticking time bomb scenario" has never happenned and if so, why haven't they told us when it has?. On the popular show "24", which I love, which also appears on Fox, it frequently happens. For the sake of plot points, keeping up the shows breathtaking pace and indeed to save the world, Jack Bauer frequently employs some methods which are certainly torture. At the beginning of Season 7 (which started off so strongly), Jack Bauer was being tried for his actions and he responded to those who accused him that things aren't always so black and white out in the field where the action happens and that it's a lot easier to judge when you're not part of that situation.

Jack was right. I have never been part of the military and in fact, am unlikely to. I've never been there in a situation where the pressure to save lives is a reality and where you feel that there is legitimately no other recourse than torture. I sympathize with those charged with gathering information, for those tasked with protecting the American people and to those serving in our military both at home and abroad. I can hardly imagine the situations that they were placed in. However, both Jack Bauer and President Bush, are also wrong.

Some things are black and white. I believe torture is one of those things. Torture is never necessary. It's not just a law, but if you're a Christian, it's a Biblical command as well. The Bible says very clearly "to love your enemies." Notice what it says there - to love your enemies. Notice what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "except if your enemies are Islamic terrorists, then it's okay not to love them". It's pretty clear to love them.

Torture is both illegal and immoral. It violates numerous laws and values of American society that we hold dear. Torture is something that the American people can't tolerate or approve of. So far, President Obama has discussed with various news outlets that he has a desire to "look forward" and not focus on the "mistakes of the past." While I think it's very admirable and commendable to look forward to the future, but we can't compromise ourselves by ignoring the past, which is exactly what we would do there. In doing so, we're implicitly approving of what they did and setting a dangerous precedent for the future.

In the film Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne is put into a similar situation where he is told to perform an act that he finds contrary to his own values. Bruce Wayne is told that by a man named Henri Ducard that "Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share."

In response, Bruce Wayne, the man who would later become Batman, states: "That's why it's so important. It separates us from them."

Don't mistake the compassion of the United States for any sort of weakness, but we can't condone torture, especially not on the level that the United States has engaged in the past and can't afford to do so in the future. It has cost us dearly in American lives, our standing in the world and have sacrified many American ideals in the process. Torture is contrary to what America stands for and should not stand for ever again.

America has tortured. In fact, we have stood by and allowed it to happen as OUR government (after all, we are a democracy) has performed in secret detention facilities throughout the world. President Obama has said on one hand very clearly that America does not torture people, while on other hand doesn't want to be caught up in policy differences between the incoming and outgoing adminstrations.

People being murdered, beaten to death, sexually abused, raped, physically humiliated, waterboarded, undergoing sleep deprivation, stripped of their dignity, burned with cigarettes, attacked by dogs and other such indignities is not simply a policy difference. People leaving with scars, both psychologically and physically, that they may never fully heal from is not a policy difference. Torture is not a policy difference.

It is the difference between right and wrong.

Those who committed torture, those who condoned torture, those who approved and indeed ordered torture, should be held accountable. I realize that we're in a war, but we need to keep those standards no matter what, because 'it separates us from them. ' Amnesty International recently began a campaign that is the inspiration for those post which is called Ten Against Torture, which features ten letters, which are thought provoking, moving and in many instances, heart-breaking, that you can send to President Obama to make him think about how important an issue this is. Even if you don't participate in the campaign or whatever your opinion is concerning torture, I would urge you to take some time to read some of these letters. They are powerful words and hopefully they inspire you to participate in the campaign to make the issue of torture one that President Obama can't ignore and to hold those who engaged in torture accountable.

In my opinion, this isn't about revenge, justice or a trial for those responsible for these crimes. It's about sending a very clear signal, setting a precedent for our current and future Presidential adminstrations that torture will not be permitted. If we don't, in the future, we may encounter another situation, another ethical collapse, and they will see an opportunity to do this again. I strongly feel that this is important to regaining the credibility of our country and helping to restore our integrity as a nation. I love America, no question about that, but this is not our proudest moment here and we should deal with it, not simply ignore it and hope it goes away.

More importantly than getting people involved is just making people aware of this issue and I hope that regardless of how you feel, you're now at least a little more aware of the issue. If this is an issue that resonates with you, feel free to let me know and I'd be more than happy to help you get involved or help you to become more informed. Even if you disagree, I'd be more than happy to discuss it with you. I think this is an issue that should be discussed often as possible, as over the 200 plus years since we established our independence (to escape tyranny), people around the world have looked to us for guidance and indeed, looked up to us.

It's up to us - you and I - to help remind them why.

Say No to the ShamWow

-Say No To the Shamwow-

This post is dedicated to Billy Mays. If you've ever been an insomniac or had trouble sleeping, found yourself in front of the television, flipping through the channels, chances are you've come across the enthusiastic face and voice of Billy Mays as he promoted one product or another. Now, when I have cable once again, I'll flip through various "as soon on tv" commercials and there will no doubt be a void left in the commercial advertising industry, if not my heart. It's a sad day. Billy Mays - 1958 to 2009 - you will not be forgotten.

Now that Billy Mays is gone, who will the commercial advertising industry look to as they've lost one of their proudest and most vocal pitchmen? Certainly not Vince Offer, better known as the "Shamwow Guy." I'm sure by now most people have heard of the "Shamwow", a cleaning product which bills itself as a towel, chamois and sponge all-in-one. As a product I've heard, they work very well and in fact, the company that produces them has a 10 year gurantee on them. You can find them in most stores, but right now, that should not be the case. Not when the man promoting their product is somebody who is a violent deviant.

You may look at this picture and you may see what I do. Vince Offer is a little smug and a little calculating - like a shark. Now, what would it eally mean to be a smug, psychotic Shamwow salesman? It could mean a lot of things, but surely it doesn't mean that he would violently beat up a prostitute?

Wrong.

Now, I'll admit this story is an old one, but it's not my fault I haven't heard about it until recently. It's one that was virtually ignored in the media, reduced to being reported on a few websites and lampooned on "Jimmy Kimmel Live". Certainly not the media coverage it deserved. Now, granted, there are certainly far more important issues that should be covered in the news (the Iraq War, the cap-and-trade bill being voted on in the Senate, the state of the American economy, preventive detention, the elections in Iran), but all I'm saying is that I wish I'd heard about this earlier. Perhaps it actually did get all the media coverage it deserved, which is virtually none, but I would've liked to be in the loop on this one.

On February 27, 2009, Vince Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida under his real name, Vince Schlomi. The charge was felony battery, after an altercation with a prostitute. According to the police report and several websites, Vince paid $1000 for the services of a "lady of the evening" - for the evening. Sometime during the festivities of the evening, the two of them kissed and the 26-year old woman bit his tongue. Not only did she bite, but she refused to let go. In a moment of no doubt pure pain, panic and rage, he punched the prostitute repeatedly. I would advise you not to go look at the pictures of the incident. They are pretty brutal. I can understand his reaction to having his tongue bitten, which I can only imagine is a very painful thing to endure. However, I can't condone his actions. Neither should you.

That is why I would advice you not to purchase a Shamwow. If you haven't yet, don't. Every time you purchase a Shamwow, it's like you're implicitly endorsing abuse. Now, somebody (without any heart) may say that it's just a prostitute, but a person's a person, no matter their profession. In fact, in the defense of these women, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. Now what that says about the world and the human condition, I don't care to speculate right now or go into, but it does say something. What I want to say though is that beating up on a woman is not something to be approved of, no matter who they are, what they do and what they've done. Nor can one approve using the proceeds from your advertising to purchase the services of a prostitute. Personally, I can't even understand it, as you would think the allure of having sex with strangers of a hotel would wear off pretty quickly. But, it's stood the test of time unfortunately.

Now, the ShamWow website sells you eight ShamWows (4 large and four mini) for the price of just $19.95, plus 7.95 S & H. At these prices, for $1000 (one thousand) dollars, that is approximately 288 ShamWows. (Yeah. I did the math.) With the purchase of those Shamwows, Vince is not only purchasing the services of 'hookers', but physically beating and abusing them as well. How can one even stand to look at the ShamWow now, much less purchase one? No amount of Shamwows can clean up all that shame....

(As is usual with my blogs, I usually release an accompanying video and here is one that I discovered posted on YouTube that is a Tribute To Billy Mays. Truly, heaven may have just received one of its best promoters ever. God bless Billy Mays.)

Nine Days

-Nine Days-

You may be thinking this is a blog about that one hit wonder band who wrote the song Absolutely (Story Of A Girl) back in 2000, but you're probably not. If you were though, you'd be wrong but possess some great musical memory. You may also be thinking that with school being out, the weather getting warmer, the blockbusters coming out in theaters and everything feeling more free, that it was summertime. Unfortunately, you'd be wrong. ...again...technically.

If you want to get technical (and I don't want to but I will anyway), summer doesn't officially start until June 21st, which is nine days away. With spring ending though and summer on the verge of starting, I've been surprisingly busy. That has led to less blogs and me trying to catch up. So, I've decided to post three-blogs-in one today. That's right - three blogs in one, for the low price of like five to ten minutes of your precious time. It's a pretty good offer and to kick us off, I'll discuss -

Karma Chameleon

If you like music from the 1980s, then you should instantly recognize the name of that song, which was the number one song of 1983, from the band Culture Club. Karma Chameleon was a wordwide success despite the nonsensical nature of the music video and the overall androgynous creepiness of Boy George. No matter what you might say about it though, it's a catchy song and I'd listen to the song only if you're willing to get it stuck in your head. Because it will. But, we're not here to go over the inherent power of 80's music, but instead to think about Karma Chameleon itself.

I was listening to the song a few days ago and simultaneously discussing with a friend the most recent Indiana Jones installment. Needless to say not a good combination. Now, perhaps it was the heat, boredom, tiredness, temporary insanity, or rage over Indiana Jones IV or needless sequels in general. Regardless, I began to think about Karma Chameleon as an actual creature (No - keep reading!) as like some kind of vengeful creature who attacks people after they have accumulated too much bad karma. A chameleon can blend into pretty much anywhere, although for maximum striking power, I'd make him larger than his usual size and more something resembling a komodo dragon. Ideally, he'd look very friendly and charming, like the Geico Gecko but make no mistake, he would attack once you've exhausted all your good Karma.

For example, you could look at George Lucas, who was involved with Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. That would certainly contribute a lot to his bad karma. Typically, George Lucas has a great deal of good karma due to his involvement in great movies like Willow, Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope, Labyrinth, the early Indiana Jones installments and even underrated films like Radioland Murders. I even liked Hook and the Land Before Time before they made approximately a million sequels. (only slightly exaggerating). But, travesties like the Star Wars prequels, Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, anything to do with the Ewoks, Jar Jar Binks, the Star Wars Holiday Special and Howard the Duck would certainly contribute to some bad karma and test the Karma Chameleon's patience.

So, in an effort to help my own good karma and to keep the attention of Karma Chameleon on more deserving individuals, I'll do my part to help others. Ocassionally in my blog, I'll try to do some kind things like spotlight good causes, point out ways to help others and reviewing terrible movies to spare others from having to watch them. Now, to kick off getting good karma, I'd like to present

Red Door Furniture

In an era where we have an African-American President, it'd be easy to declare that racism is over. But, sadly, it's still around and it's still an injustice that needs to be eradicated. Thankfully, there are people out there dedicated to helping fight injustice and to that end, we have Red Door furniture, which is unfortunately located in North Carolina, which is unfortunately a little bit too far to go browsing in, although you can check out the website but even better, check out this video, where you can see them trying to unite the country - and provide good furniture. What more can you ask for? Seriously, it should warm your heart as they get to the end of the video, where they declare: "Red House, where black people and white people buy furniture.", followed up with "And Hispanic people too..." and then stirringly, "All people". Can't we all just get along? Watch the video - Red House Commercial. It's classic.

Top Five Friday
-Number Two-
-Top Five Shows That Should Not Have Been Canceled-

Well, it's time for summer and not time for watching television, but as summer begins and the previous television season ends, it's time to take a moment to mourn a few shows that won't be back with us next year. This list will discuss a few of the best shows that we believe should still be around and so it won't cover shows that ended their run as planned such as ER, Battlestar Galactica, the Shield or Prison Break. Nor will it discussed shows that should've ended their run long ago or never been created such as According to Jim, Knight Rider, Kyle XY or Osbournes: Reloaded. Instead, we'll discuss such great televison, such as:

1. Pushing Daisies - Touted as a "forensic fairy tale", it was created by Bryan Fuller with Lee Pace starring as Ned, a pie-maker who can bring people back to life, but with some strong conditions and Anna Friel as the adorable Chuck, who Ned resurrects in the pilot. Kristen Chenoweth and Chi McBride were part of the great supporting cast, with the talented Alan Dale narrating this clever show. Quirky, fun, daring and ultimately ahead of its time, it lasted only two amazing seasons. This is one show that Ned can't resurrect, sadly.

2. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - I'm still wondering why this show was canceled and the disappointing Dollhouse was renewed. This was a great show where you could see some fantastic acting and action each week from people like Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker and the awesome Summer Glau, who many fans will recognize from Firefly (another show that Fox canceled way too early). I'm so mad at Fox for canceling this show, but perhaps with the upcoming movie, there was just too much Terminator and unfortunately, unlike the real Terminator, this one won't be back.

3. Life On Mars - I'm sad to say that this won't be nearly as successful as the British series it was based on, although I can't tell you why. Featuring a fantastic cast that included Jason O'Mara, Harvey Keitel, Gretchen Mol and Micheal Imperioli, this show was a great blending of multiple genres such as the police procedural, action show, science fiction and deserved to be given more of a chance than it did. At least the cancellation decision gave the producers enough time to wrap up the storyline decently, but I wish there could've been more. If only I could go back in time to convince them of that.

4. Reaper - While this show isn't officially canceled, it doesn't look promising and any future iteration of the show would be appearing on Sunday nights on select CW affiliates. It's on life support and the reaper is here to claim this one. I think we'll have to part with this one, although it had an interesting premise of a young slacker whose parents sold his soul to the devil and is now forced to work for the devil to retrieve lost souls who have escaped. With a great cast of Bret Harrison, Missy Peregrym, Tyler Labine and Ray Wise, this show should have lasted a lot longer than it did. I can only hope this show ends up in tv heaven.

5. Kings - This one is one that never caught on, although it was an ambitous and exceedingly intriguing show. Set in the nation of Gilboa, which is very similar to the United States and is a modern day retelling of the story of King David, as the series begins with the well-known story of Goliath with a present day twist and continues with all of the twists and turns you could expect. A fantastic premise, excellently acted, well told story and the cast was great with Christopher Egan, the immensely talented Ian McShane, Brian Cox, Leslie Bibb, Allison Miller, Macalculay Culkin, Wes Studi and yet, despite it all, it will have only lasted one season. I'll lay the blame on NBC for not promoting the show properly, but regardless, it's gone the way of Goliath.

But, no worries. There will still be great television to watch when summer is over, but until then, just have fun and stay classy.

Up

Up

(Movie Review)

I took the time tonight to go watch Pixar's newest animated film and was immediately inspired afterwards to write about it. Each year, Pixar continues to take risks and be impressively innovative in the animated market, when many companies attempt and fail. Take, for example, last year's Wall-E (an amazing film in its right) which had a robot protagonist who really couldn't speak and most of the communication is through squeaks, whistles, looks and such. For much of the film, it was a silent fmovie and yet still, one of the best releases of last year. I can't say enough good things about Pixar, who I've been huge fans of since Toy Story, their very first film. Each year, I question whether this latest Pixar movie will be able to meet the high expectations that come from being a Pixar movie and I've never been disappointed (maybe a little bit with Cars, but even that's still better than many animated films that are put out nowadays). Now, I'm happy to report that Pixar does it again. Not only does it meet the lofty expectactions I set for it, but it soars right over them. (Sorry - couldn't help myself!)

Up

Released: May 29, 2009.
Starring: Ed Asner, Jordan Nagai, Christopher Plummer, Bob Peterson, John Ratzenberger.
Running Time: 1 Hour and 36 Minutes (96 Minutes)
Director: Pete Docter.

Carl Fredrickson (Ed Asner) and his wife Ellie always wanted to go adventuring down to South America, as they both dream of becoming explorers. The opening montage opens up with their meeting during childhood, their romance and ideal romance. Even after marriage, they still dream of going out on adventures and yet, as life tends to do, it gets in the way. By the time the montage is over, their dreams of travel have been postponed and Carl ends up leading a much different life, one completely devoid of adventure as he seldom travels anywhere beyond his front porch.

However, as you might guess from the trailers, this lifestyle isn't meant to last and through the efforts of a greedy land developer, Carl is being forced to be evicted from his home and heading towards a retirement home. But, rather than being carted off to a retirement community, Carl decides to use his lifelong career as a balloon salesman as he uses thousands of helium balloons to lift himself up into the air to fullfill their dreams of traveling down to South America once and for all. Of course, things don't go quite as planned as a young Wilderness Explorer, Russell (Jordan Nagai) comes along for the ride while trying to ern his merit badge for assisting the elderly. Adding to the magical adventure are a pack of talking dogs (with the standout being Dug, who is a classic character and adds a ton of charm to the film), a dangerous elderly explorer (fantastically voiced by Christopher Plummer in a menacing turn), a wounded jungle bird, a flying dirigible and some gorgeous imagery which only highlights a beautiful film. Put them all together and you have one of Pixar's best films yet. Considering Pixar's predecessors, that's saying a lot.

Whereas Wall-E was a homage to sci-fi films, Up reminds me a lot of the early Indiana Jones films (not the new Indiana Jones film) with its imagination, thrills and adventure. However, it's one of those rare films which manages to succeed in many different ways as it can alternately make you laugh, cheer, smile and even cry. At its heart, it is truly a touching film. I watched the film in Disney 3-D, which is probably the first 3D film I've ever seen and I'll confess that I was thankful for those big 3-D glasses from time to time while I was choking back a few tears. Overall though, I didn't feel like the 3-D element was used too often but with a film like this, it hardly needs any added spectacle when it's already quite amazing on its own. Perhaps amazing isn't a strong enough word for a film like this, as it's really a beautiful film to watch, with some great scenes as they fly through the air in the flying house and even more colorful scenery follows once they arrive in Brazil, all the way to the exciting finale. It's a film anchored by some strong characterization as its easy to forget you're watching an animated film sometimes, considering how deeply you get involved with the characters. While I'm not easily moved by films, this one certainly did.

Of course, the film wouldn't be complete without an incredible score, which in this instance is done by Micheal Giacchino, who I was fortunate enough to discover through the television show Alias and has been one of my favorite composers ever since. I'm genuinely glad to see him really achieving some mainstream success. This summer he has composed the scores for this must-see movie and Star Trek, another of the best films to be released so far in 2009. Micheal Giacchino has been doing scores for several of the past Pixar films and contributes yet again with another soundtrack which perfectly matches the material. The music accompanies the film brilliantly and really adds to the experience.

I find it difficult to believe that this movie succeeds on so many levels and yet, somehow, it does. It's a sweet film that is another great achievement in a long list for Pixar. The movie grips you early and once they take off into the clouds, you're along for the ride and trust me, you won't regret it for a moment. Long after the ride is over, this film will stick with you. What you will regret is if you don't see this movie. So, even if you do have to use 10,000 helium balloons to reach your nearest theatre displaying this movie, make the trip. Up, up and away!

Rating: Five Stars (High Five!)

(Now, in a movie which received lots of cheers and clapping, including a standing ovation from many audience members (including myself), the loudest cheers of all might have been for this particular teaser trailer which presents what may very well be the highlight of next summer. It's certainly one of the films I'm looking forward to next year and even the brief charm in this teaser certainly is better than anything we'll see in entire other animated films released this year - the only bad thing about this trailer is that we have to wait a whole year for Toy Story 3!)

Summer Movie Preview

Summer Movie Preview

While the Summer may not have started, the summer movie season has already started and I've missed it. I'm sorry about that. There's really no excuse. If there was an excuse, it would be something along the lines of "I moved and didn't have my internet up for a few weeks", butwe all agree there isn't one. So, having established that, we can move straight up into the summer blockbuster season.

As I mentioned before, the Summer Movie Season is already in full swing with three big releases having occurred already. Those are....

Wolverine (May 1) - If you're a fan of superhero movies, the earlier X-Men films, Hugh Jackman or just action in general, you should make sure you see this movie.
Star Trek (May 8) - Even if you're not a Trekkie, the word is out that this is a film well worth seeing. Get into warp drive and head to your nearest theatre now.
Angels & Demons (May 15) The sequel (or rather prequel) to the controversial film the Da Vinci Code, this one was actually a better book in the opinion of many and hopefully will translate to an even better film than its predecessor.

Bonus Film
The Brothers Bloom - This one doesn't qualify as a summer blockbuster, but it should be a great film. Out in limited release, it's directed by Rian Johnson, his second film after the amazing movie Brick (one of my favorite movies ever) and stars Adrian Brody and Mark Ruffalo as a pair of con-men brothers on one last scam which involves Penelope (Rachel Weisz) and their sometimes partner Bang Bang (Rinko Kikuchi), who just happens to be a Japanese explosives expert. If you can, watch it. (Check out: Brothers Bloom Trailer)

Having already seen two of those movies, I'll try to find a little time to review them sometime soon. I have yet to see Angels & Demons, but the first two are both great films in their own right. However, there is a great slate of other films coming out this month and throughout the summer that should be just amazing to watch. I certainly wouldn't be covering every movie coming out this summer, just the ones that I believe are worth watching (notice, for example, how I've already ommitted Ghost of Girlfriends past, as hard as it was for me to not include a Jennifer Garner film). But, that way you simply get the best of this coming Summer. And for the rest of the best....

Terminator Salvation
(May 21)
Christian Bale stars as John Connor, the man that they've spent the last three preceding Terminator films saving so that he could lead the resistance. Here, in this film, set in post-apocalyptic 2018, we get to see him do just that as we get to see the future they've tried desperately hard to prevent, the arrival of the Terminators and their war against humankind. When they said he'd be back, he wasn't kidding. (Terminator Salvation trailer)

Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(May 21)
If you were a fan of the first "Night", then it's time to take a trip to a new museum. The mad-cap adventures of Ben Stiller takes him to the Smithsonian, where he encounters a whole new host of characters like Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams), General Custer (Bill Hader), Einstein (Eugene Levy), along with several members of the original cast like Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan and more. (Night at The Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian trailer)

Up
(May 29)
Another year and it's time for another excellent film by Pixar, who has scaled the heights of the animation industry and just keep climbing every year they put out another great film. I have yet to see it, but I have no doubt that it'll be another whimsical, enjoyable film. Though it'll be hard to top last year's Wall-E or any of the amazing films that preceded it, if anybody can do it, it's Pixar. If you only see one animated film this summer, this should be the one. (Up trailer)

Drag Me To Hell
(May 29)
However, on the other hand, if that weekend you're in the mood for a good horror film, you probably can't go wrong with Sam Raimi's return to horror after his Evil Dead films, which will be a surprise to people who have known Sam Raimi only through his Spider-Man films. Alison Lohman plays an ambitious loan officer who denies an old woman a loan and reposesses her home. However, this is no ordinary old woman, but an evil one who places a curse on her life to turn her life into a living hell. With her life unraveling, how far will she go to break the curse? (Drag Me To Hell trailer)

Land Of The Lost
(June 5)
Will Ferrell is back again, this time as Dr. Rick Marshall, who is sucked back into a time vortex with two research assistants in a remake of the television series. Will Ferrell has a questionable record at best when it comes to television remakes (Bewitched anyone?), but this could be a good movie. Although time and time vortexes may suck, there's no reason this movie has to. (Land of the Lost trailer)

Year One
(June 19)
Directed by Harold Ramis, this film follows Jack Black and Micheal Cera as Zed and Oh, who live in Biblical times as they travel to witness some of the biggest events in Old Testament history. There's a good chance it could be sacriligeous, but an equally good chance it could be hilarious. We'll have to wait to find out. (Year One trailer)

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
(June 24)
Not much is known about the story of this film, but honestly, not much needs to be. It's Megan Fox and giant robots. What more needs to be known? Oh, and Shia Labeaouf will return too. Regardless, if you want to see insane action, giant robots and the cast returning for what promises to be a great sequel, see this movie. (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer)

Public Enemies
(July 1)
From acclaimed director Micheal Mann (Heat) comes another crime drama that follows the massive manhunt for charismatic depression era-robber Johnny Dillinger (Johnny Depp) as he is pursued by the top investigator in the F.B.I., Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale). The movie also features Billy Crudup as Edgar J. Hoover, director of the F.B.I. and Oscar-winning actress Marion Cotillard as Johnny Dillinger's girlfriend Billie. This is one I'm definitely looking forward to. (Public Enemies trailer)

Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs
(July 1)
You wanted it, you got it - a third Ice Age movie. Of course, even if you didn't want it, you still get it. This mismatched crew of dinosaurs, mammals and assorted creatures continue making their way through the Ice Age featuring the voice talents of Ray Romano, Dennis Leary, Queen Latifah, Simon Pegg and others. Scrat, of course, is still searching for that nut. You have to admire his determination. But, will you admire it enough to see this film? (Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs trailer)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
(July 17)
It's only July and no doubt lines are already forming to see this movie. It's yet another film in the magical Harry Potter franchise, as Harry Potter and his loyal friends prepare for the final battle with the evil Voldermort. As danger continues to appear all around them, even within Hogwarts itself, and by the time the film is over, will Harry or Hogwarts ever be the same again? You know you wanna see it. (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer)

Funny People
(July 31)
I have high hopes for this film, which is only the third film directed by Judd Apatow (after the 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up), although there have been numerous other films produced by him and bearing his name. This one features Adam Sandler as a comedian who has a near death experience and the changes that follow. This one will likely be more of a dramedy than a comedy, but it features such talents as Leslie Mann, Jason Schwartzman, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Aziz Ansari and newcomer Aubrey Plaza. Could be worth checking out, especially if you're fans of his earlier films. (Funny People trailer)

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
(August 7)
Based on the successful toy line and the animated tv series that followed it, this is an updated version of the G.I. Joes that stars Christopher Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Ray Park, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Christopher Eccleston, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Dennis Quaid and lots of action. It shows the rise of the Cobra organization (as the title would imply), the start of the G.I. Joes and hopefully setting the groundwork for a great franchise. (G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra trailer)

Inglorious Basterds
August 21
I know, the title bothers me too. But, the spelling of the world is apparently how the director wanted it. And what the director wants, the director gets. Especially when the director is Quentin Tarantino, which guarantees the film will have some of his classic dialogue, violence and plot in a movie that is literally years in the making. Featuring Brad Pitt and Diane Kruger in this WWII era thriller, it should be another interesting adventure that we'll have to wait until August to undertake. (Inglorious Basterds trailer)

And there you have it, an inglorious end to what should be an excellent summer for movies. I still haven't covered all of the movies that will be coming out this summer, leaving out a few of the more romantic films, comedies and a few others, but I certainly won't even get to see all of the films that are on this list.

I know it's not Friday, but just because we haven't done a top five list in weeks, I'm going to finish off with the Top Five Movies I'm Guaranteed To See In Theatres This Summer, which in addition to being a long and unwieldy title, doesn't include Wolverine or Star Trek, which probably would've taken some spaces had I not already seen them.

-Top Five Movies I'm Guaranteed To See In Theatres This Summer-
(In Alpabetical Order)

1. G.I. Joe
2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
3. Terminator Salvation
4. Transformers
5. Up

Have a great summer at the movies!!!

Best Albums Of 2009 (Volume One)

Best Albums Of 2009
-Volume One-

Here we are, practically one third of the way through 2009 and there have been some great albums released so far. So, for those of you who can't be bothered to keep up on the music scene or just don't have time, I'll attempt to help you out. I'm going to go over some of what I consider some of the best albums of the year thus far. Bear in mind, this only covers 2009. Although there some great releases in the latter half of 2008 that will be up for awards in the upcoming awards season, any albums released in 2008 won't be on this list. So, if you're a huge Britney Spears fan and wondering why Circus isn't on this list,that's probably why. That way you can wonder if it would've made the list anyway, but don't ponder too long. Instead, read this list of great music and then work on getting them from your nearest record shop or online retailer, such as Amazon or Itunes.

For your listening pleasure, here are -

The Best Albums Of 2009 (So Far)
(Arranged Alphabetically By Artist)

Get Guilty
By A.C. Newman
While A.C. Newman spends a great deal of his time as the lead singer for supergroup The New Pornographers, he also has taken some time out to establish a successful solo career. Following up his previous release from 2004, the Slow Wonder, he has shown himself to be a genuine purveyor of pop perfection. (Say that five times fast). Even better, listen to this album five times fast.
Standout Tracks
- The Heartbreak Rides
- Changeling (Get Guilty)
- Submarines of Stockholm
Rating: 3.75 out of 5.

Noble Beast
by Andrew Bird
Andrew Bird has been a classically trained violinist since the age of four and uses all of those talents to incorporate strings into his repertoire in various ways to fashion some wonderfully creative melodies that help create what is, in my opinion, his most complete album yet in his long career. It may take a few listens, but you won't be disappointed by the time you're through with this fantastic album.
Standout Tracks
- Oh No
- Masterswarms
- Anonaminal
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Meriweather Post Pavillion
by Animal Collective
Animal Collective has been making records for quite some time and this appears to be the critically acclaimed record that really breaks them into the public consciousness and rightfully so. In doing so, though, they've sacrificed none of their committment to create their own unique musical style of electronic pop, but the album instead feels like the culmination of all their previous albums to reach this apex that is both accessible and inherently enjoyable.
Standout Tracks
- Brother Sport
- Summertime Clothes
- My Girls
Rating: 4.5. out of 5.

Grr...
By Bishop Allen.
Bishop Allen has made the transition from independent treasure to making its way to a larger audience, through a number of well-placed commercial songs and an appearance in the hit movie Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist. This seems designed to capitalize on that appeal and one can only hope it works. This is a band that I feel deserves to be known with their catchy hooks and positive music. Although this isn't their best album and they don't tread any new innovative ground, the phrase if it ain't broke, don't fix it comes to mind.
Standout Tracks
- South China Sea.
- Don't Hideaway
- Cue The Elephants.
Rating: 3.5 Out of 5.

The Law Of The Playground
by The Boy Least Likely To.
Boys will be boys and I couldn't be any happier about it when it comes to this group. Their first album, The Best Party Ever, was an undeniably happy and nostalgically infectious album that couldn't help but make this reviewer smile. Nothing has changed this time around as the songs are still just as optimistic, making this album even more relevant in this time of uncertainty. If you enjoyed their debut, don't miss this charming album.
Standout Tracks
- A Balloon On A Broken String
- When Life Gives Me Lemons I Make Lemonade
- A Fairytale Ending.
Rating: 4 Out Of 5.

Working On A Dream
by Bruce Springsteen
I can't help myself but include the newest record from the Boss. However, his inclusion on this list is not a matter of respect for his iconic status but because this is a really fun album. As the title might suggest, this is a hopeful album, with plenty of rollicking rock numbers. After watching his Super Bowl halftime performance and hearing of a new cd, I sought this one out.
I am definitely glad that I did.
Standout Tracks
- Lucky Day
- The Last Carnival
- The Wrestler
Rating: 3.75 out of 5.

My Maudlin Career
by Camera Obscura
Following up on the stellar album Let's Get Out Of This Country wasn't going to be an easy task, but thankfully, Camera Obscura is certainly up for it. Making it seem almost effortless as they churn out a number of songs that are the equal of anything found on the last disc, but rather than just recreating the timeless melodies there, they have expanded into another record that is brave, tragically beautiful and very worth listening to. Thankfully, this career of this group, maudlin or otherwise, shouldn't be ending anytime soon.
Standout Tracks
- French Navy
- Swans
- Honey In The Sun.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Davy
by Coconut Records.
Actor Jason Schwartzman has made a mark in not just the acting industry (Rushmore, Darjeeling Limited) but in the musical industry as well, with his work on the band Phantom Planet, who are probably best known for their theme song to the hit show The O.C., "California". However, whereas he is the drummer for that group, Coconut Records is an independent solo project. This is the second album from Coconut Records and one that displays his love and knack for 60's pop to its fullest. It's one of the shortest albums you'll find this year, but make no mistake, it's a complete and delightful album to listen to.
Standout Tracks
- Microphone
- Drummer
- Wandering Around.
Rating: 3.5 Out of 5.

Hazards Of Love
by The Decemberists
When The Decemberists first moved to Capital Records, I remember being mildly worried that being signed to a larger label might kill their fiercely independent streak but their first album, The Crane Wife, dispelled that notion. Then now, their second album under a major record label is their most indepedent and ambitious album yet. The whole disc is basically an epic love story, telling about a young girl named Margaret, who falls in love with a shape-shifting forest dweller, but encounters opposition with a jealous forest queen along with a whole host of recurring characters. It works rather well as an enchanting fairy tale, although there are no obvious singles that stand out from the disc but the entire album is a treat to listen to as a whole. A rock-opera well worth listening to.
Standout Tracks
- Just listen to the whole album.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
by Franz Ferdinand
While their first two highly successful albums came in a flurry, with their second album coming a mere eighteen months on the heels of their debut album, Franz Ferdinand took their time with this album and it shows. Although not quite the danceable masterpieces of their first two albums, this one comes off smarter and a little more cohesive, save a few indulgences on songs like the experimental "Lucid Dreams". The wait definitely pays off as it's a absolutely enjoyable way to spend about 45 minutes, although it still feels like the band is only scratching the surface of its potential. However, I'll be waiting eagerly for the next installment.
Standout Tracks
- Ulysses
- Send Him Away
- No You Girls.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Middle Cyclone
by Neko Case
Middle Cyclone represents another strong entry into the catalogue of Neko's work and one that is just as fiery as her hair. Neko Case is definitely an independent artist who typically ignores the typical song and chorus familiar to most listeners, perhaps exemplified by the fact that the album ends with thirty minutes of cricket and frog noises recorded on her farm (which I have listened to). However, I think this just shows the dedication and determination that Neko is to her journey on the album and it's a journey well worth taking.
Standout Tracks
- People Got A Lot Of Nerve
- I'm An Animal
- This Tornado Loves You.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Living Thing
by Peter Bjorn and John.
If you're not deaf, then you heard the breakout hit from this band in "Young Folks", which was an indescribably catchy number which helped them break into the mainstream. However, fans expecting more of that little slice of pop nirvana are likely to be a little disappointed, but this album, while not as upbeat as that song, is just as good. Make no mistake, there are a number of intelligent and enjoyable songs with clever pop beats on this album, but even without a sure breakout hit like Young Folks, it's a rewarding album and a very consistent followup.
Standout Tracks
- Nothing To Worry About.
- Living Thing
- Just the Past
Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Now You Can See
by The Thermals
If you think politics and punk rock can't mix, then you haven't heard The Thermals. Their albums frequently take on heady topics such as energy conservation, Christianity, selfish spending and the aforementioned politics. They set such topics of universal interest through power-pop melodies and guitar riffs, which are surprisingly catchy and enjoyable. Especially in times such as today when these topics are at the forefront of everyone's thoughts, it's just a minor shame that the album is not nearly as cohesive or exciting as their earlier albums. But, that doesn't diminish their fire to tackle some heady topics and create some good music at the same time.
Standout Tracks
- Now You Can See
- You Dissolve
- At The Bottom Of The Sea
Rating: 3.5 Out Of 5.

No Line On the Horizon
by U2
After the lackluster response to 1997's album Pop, U2 declared that they were "reapplying for the job of best band in the planet". U2 got the job back with a return to form with the 2000 release of All You Can't Leave Behind and then got further job security with their following release How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb. This album is their third killer album in a row, certainly better than their previous cd, filled with classic moments of those catchy rock numbers and alternately, moments of quiet contemplation as well. U2 handles both sides well, although there are a few missteps along the way. However, despite a momentary stumble or two, they stand strong by the end of the album with their musical icon status intact.
Standout Tracks
- White As Snow
- I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight
- Breathe
Rating: 4 out of 5.

It's Blitz!
by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs have been one of the most consistently entertaining bands thus far in the decade, with lead singer Karen O. being one of the most gifted female vocalists in rock, drawing comparisons to Joan Jett and Chrissie Hynde. On this particular album, the group veers away from the rock and punk notions that have fueled their first two releases, moving towards the closest to a disco album the Yeah Yeah Yeahs may ever reach with some slick synth grooves and dance floor sounds. It's also a more introspective and quieter work than either of their two previous releases, but the sum of the album feels more like a expansion in this case than a detour. But, even if it is a disco-themed detour, Karen O is a great siren to follow on the trip.
Standout Tracks
- Zero
- Heads Will Roll
- Hysteric.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

So, there you have it. Those are just a few of the best artists and albums that have come out this year. Certainly there are plenty of other musical choices that I haven't even touched or explored in this blog, but in a future blog, I'll try to suggest some ways to discover new music and how to keep up with the music scene. But for now, this should be a good way to enjoy the new year in style. Kick back and listen.

Seakittens

-Seakittens-

In October 2008, scientists at the University Of Wufflesworth, studying dangerous levels of snuggability, discovered sea kittens. It was indeed a dramatic and exciting discovery for everybody involved, as one individual proclaimed, "Sea kittens talk to each other through squeaks, squeals, and other low-frequency sounds that humans can only hear through special instruments. Most ichthyologists—scientists who specialize in sea kitten biology—agree that this is just about the cutest thing ever." I know I'm a little late in reporting on the phenemenon, but in my defense, I wasn't blogging in October of last year. If was, I would've. But, now it's time to discuss sea kittens, which are literally, the kittens of the sea. Are they the cutest thing ever? Let's find out...
As you have hopefully realized by now, Sea Kittens are not real. Sea kittens are the brainchild of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals), in an effort to rebrand fish so that people will choose not to eat them. After all, as one PETA spokesperson has suggested, "And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"

This is real by the way.

As the film Finding Nemo made popular, "Fish are friends, not food", would be the type of goal that PETA has here as they try to make fish appealing as possible. However, other people might find that this is a pretty weird way to go about it - and those people would be right. I have no problem with animal rights - I support animal rights, but there are right ways and wrong ways to go about it. . The reaction to sea kittens has for the most part been one of mockery and rightfully so.

The Sea Kittens website has a number of intriguing features where you can help do your part to help promote ending the murder of our scaly friends, which they say is both senseless and savage. For example, you could create your own Sea Kitten, where you can put lipstick on them (as long as it hasn't been tasted on animals) or dress them in people clothes Alternately, or if you want to raise compassion for sea kittens with your kids, you can read them Sea Kitten Bedtime Stories. However, I will caution against that. The website tells us that, "You can learn a lot about a culture from its bedtime stories. Find out what keeps the sea kittens up at night." And if you read these stories, you won't have to work to find out what keeps your kids up at night. For example, here is an excerpt from one such story which seems to promote the hunting of what Stephen Colbert has dubbed "land fish". If I were you, I'd just scroll past it though - you can't unsee this.


That's perhaps the most entertaining and cynical of the group, which depicts a fish or 'sea kitten' plotting a recipe for "kitten souffle", but all of these tales have similarly depressing endings. It's a bold move in bedtime stories - I'll admit I haven't seen enough revenge in children's stories lately. I'll also admit I'm not sure the point of these stories. In fact, I'm not sure of the point of this campaign. Let me state right now that I am in full support of animal rights - I don't want to see any animal hurt just so we can have better perfume or something like that.

But, this whole "sea kitten" thing is at best a bizarre publicity stunt and at worst, an act of sheer idiocy and stupidity. If it's to cause people to laugh, then label it a success. If it's to raise awareness of the plight of fish, then mission achieved. But, the renaming of fish as "sea kittens" is never going to happen and they have to know that. It simply isn't going to catch on.

Imagine the Godfather having one of the famed mobsters tell them that their rival is "sleeping with the sea kittens". Imagine going to a local restaurant and asking for a "Sea Kitten" sandwich. (in fact, if anybody does this - please let me know). Telling your kids they can have "sea kitten sticks" for supper or tell them that that we're going "sea kittening" this weekend. It just isn't going to happen.

That doesn't even cover real ichthyologists, who now must have their taxonomy of fish completely destroyed by PETA since real cats and fish are not anywhere related. (In fact, it would raise a whole host of disturbing issues if they were, since cats eat fish or "sea kittens" quite frequently). The Sea Kitten campaign also ignores the fishing industry in general, deciding to not take into account the fact that entire areas and families are depending on the fishing world for survival. Also, they choose to conveniently overlook the fact that hunting and fishing are actually necessary since without them, the sea would fall completely out of balance. It also seems to ignore the lake and freshwater fish as well.

From the start, it was a misguided and doomed campaign. Trying to keep people from fishing by labeling them "sea kittens" is just creepy, although, if you don't take it seriously, it's hilarious. I find many of the methods used by animal activists fairly extreme as these are usually the people who end up throwing buckets of blood on people who wear fur, but of course, disturbing tactics can be used in any type of activism and are certainly not limited to animal activists, but that's a discussion for another day.

While the campaign is certainly not going to bring about any real change, it's an interesting move by PETA and one that has certainly brought it a fair amount of attention. It's also brought quite a bit of derisive mocking, people laughing out loud and a lot of head shaking, but that comes with the territory I suppose.

I really believe that the entire campaign should be ignored and through this blog about it, I'm actually raising awareness, but I couldn't help myself. Seriously, you should check out the website though - words can only do so much. It's certainly good for a laugh - just don't take it too seriously. You can't take a campaign seriously that looks as if somebody at PETA lost a bet. I've worked with kids for years and heard a number of things that just make me shake my head, but this could very well be the dumbest thing I ever heard. The only person happy with this whole idea would be ALF.

Now, I have to go - writing this whole post has put me in the mood for Red Lobster.

(As an added bonus and to prove my point, you can see some proof here that the whole idea of branding fish as "sea kittens" may have actually backfired with children. It's obvious here that Kids Love Sea Kittens!)